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Drill, then bomb 0:00
A rock the size of Texas is heading for Earth 1. In the film Armageddon, the plan is to land on it, drill an eight-hundred-foot hole, drop a nuclear bomb in, and split it in two, so the halves sail past either side of the planet 1,2,3. It's a great piece of cinema. But could a nuclear bomb really split an asteroid? And if it could, would you want it to?
A piece the size of Dallas 0:26
Armageddon opened on the first of July 1998, directed by Michael Bay 3. Bruce Willis plays an oil driller, recruited to lead the drilling teams sent up to the asteroid 1. In the film, NASA has eighteen days 4,3. The critic Roger Ebert put the physics problem in one line: what if a piece the size of Dallas is left 1? Hold on to that question, because it turns out to be the right one.
What holds a rock together 0:55
First, what would it take to blow a rock apart for good? Not just crack it, but carry every piece away, because every bit of rock is pulling on every other bit 5. Imagine taking the asteroid apart one thin layer at a time, and hauling each layer off against the pull of everything still underneath 5. Add up all that lifting and you get its gravitational binding energy 5. It grows fast with size: double the width of the same kind of rock, and you need thirty-two times the energy 5.
Weighing Texas 1:27
So let's weigh the film's rock. Take it as a ball a thousand kilometres across, made of iron-rich rock, as a team at the University of Leicester generously assumed 2. That works out at nearly four billion billion tonnes of rock 2. Holding it together takes about a one with twenty-seven zeros after it, in joules 5. That number means nothing yet, so let's put a bomb next to it.
The biggest bang 1:55
The most powerful explosion humans have ever made was a Soviet test on the thirtieth of October 1961, over an Arctic test range 6. In the West it was nicknamed the Tsar Bomba 6. Its yield was fifty megatons, the energy of fifty million tonnes of TNT, and it could in principle have been twice that 6. Taking the usual estimates of fifteen and twenty-one kilotons for the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs, that works out at about fourteen hundred times the two combined 6,7.
Five billion bombs 2:30
Fifty megatons is about two times ten to the seventeen joules 6,8. Divide the asteroid's binding energy by that, and you need about five billion fifty-megaton Tsar Bombas 6,8,5. Even with the hundred-megaton design, it's more than two and a half billion 6,8. There's no rounding that rescues the plan.
The Leicester sum 2:52
In 2011, four physics students at the University of Leicester ran the film's numbers in a short paper titled Could Bruce Willis Save the World 2. They were generous: they ignored gravity altogether, as if nothing held the rock together 2. They only asked how fast each half would need to fly sideways to miss Earth 2. Their answer was about eight hundred trillion terajoules: about two billion times the bomb, even at its full hundred-megaton design 2.
Sideways, in under three hours 3:24
We redid their sum 2. Using their reading of the film, the rock is ten kilometres a second and a hundred thousand kilometres out, so it arrives in under three hours 2. In that time each half must swing more than seven thousand kilometres sideways, which means about seven hundred metres a second 2. For something that heavy, that's about four billion fifty-megaton Tsar Bombas, and that's before you've paid gravity a cent 2,6.
No Texas out there 3:55
The astronomer Phil Plait pointed out that an asteroid the size of Texas would be the largest in the solar system, and we'd have seen it decades ahead 4. The real champion of the asteroid belt is Ceres, about nine hundred and forty kilometres across, with a quarter of the belt's mass 9,10. Even Ceres would take about three hundred and sixty million fifty-megaton Tsar Bombas to unbind 9,6. And of the thousand or so near-Earth objects bigger than a kilometre, NASA says about ninety-five per cent have been found, and none is a current threat 11.
Real rocks are loosely held 4:32
Now flip it. The asteroids that could really hit us are hundreds of metres across, not hundreds of kilometres 11. Bennu, about half a kilometre wide, is held together by gravity worth about a fifth of a tonne of TNT 12. Dimorphos, a hundred and fifty metres wide, is a rubble pile that, simulations suggest, is glued by almost nothing: a cohesion of less than a few pascals 13,14. So for a real asteroid, gravity's grip is tiny: a bomb could break it apart easily 12,13. And that, it turns out, is exactly the trap.
One bullet, many pellets 5:10
Break a rock a day before impact, and the pieces keep almost the same path 4. Even drifting apart at walking pace, after a day they'd spread about a hundred and twenty kilometres, a sliver of Earth's width 15. Plait put it bluntly: instead of one explosion the size of a billion atomic bombs, you get a billion atomic bomb sized explosions 4. Only pieces small enough to burn up in the air are harmless 11. Splitting late doesn't remove the danger; it spreads it out 4,16.
The film that knew 5:43
About eight weeks before Armageddon, Deep Impact told the same story with astronomers in the room 4,3,17. Its producers hired working astronomers as consultants, and took their advice 4. In the film, the crew plant nuclear bombs in the comet, and the blast splits it in two, with both pieces still headed for Earth 17,18,16. The smaller one hits the Atlantic, and a giant wave swamps the east coast 17,19. Plait still had quibbles, but he called it simply better 4.
Seven minutes 6:15
So what does work? Earth is moving around the Sun at about thirty kilometres a second, so it travels its own width in about seven minutes 15. That means you don't have to destroy the asteroid at all: roughly speaking, make it arrive a few minutes early or late, and Earth isn't there 15. Years ahead, that takes only a tiny push 14. The catch is time: a spacecraft that simply rams the asteroid needs several years of warning, and preferably decades 14.
DART 6:46
In 2022, NASA tried it 20. Its DART spacecraft, about five hundred and eighty kilograms, launched in November 2021 14,20. On the twenty-sixth of September 2022, it flew at six kilometres a second into Dimorphos, the hundred-and-fifty-metre moon of a bigger asteroid, Didymos 14,21. In eastern Australia, that was the morning of the twenty-seventh 14. A moon was chosen on purpose: telescopes on Earth could time its orbit before and after 14.
Thirty-three minutes 7:21
Before the crash, Dimorphos went around Didymos once every eleven hours and fifty-five minutes 21. Afterwards, radar and telescopes measured about eleven hours and twenty-two minutes: thirty-three minutes shorter 21. NASA's minimum for success had been seventy-three seconds 22. If the spacecraft's push were all that mattered, the change should have been about seven minutes 21. It was nearly five times that 21.
The kick from the debris 7:53
The extra came from the debris 23. The crash blasted rock back out of the crater, and that spray shoved the moonlet the other way, like a rocket's exhaust 23. The shove slowed Dimorphos in its orbit by two point seven millimetres a second, and a slower moon drops onto a smaller, quicker orbit 21,23. The debris carried more push than the spacecraft did 23. That's a crawl, but a crawl applied years ahead adds up 14.
Energy is not the point 8:22
Here's the twist. DART hit with the energy of about two point six tonnes of TNT, roughly a thousand times Dimorphos's binding energy 14,23. Yet it didn't scatter the moonlet; it nudged it, and probably reshaped it 13,21. That's because a crash spends its energy near where it hits: the shock heats, crushes and flings out the rock close by, rather than sharing it evenly with every boulder 24. Binding energy is a floor, not a recipe 5. What saves you is a push in the right direction, early 14,23.
Where the bomb comes back 8:59
Nuclear explosives aren't off the table 11. NASA's 2023 strategy says one may be the only option for a very large asteroid, or one found too late 11. In 2024, a team at Sandia National Laboratories zapped mock asteroid material with a huge burst of X-rays from a lab machine 25. The surface boiled off and pushed the rest at about seventy metres a second 25. Scaled up to the energy of a proposed interceptor, they estimate this kind of push could deflect asteroids up to about four kilometres across 25.
Back to the scene 9:37
Europe's Hera spacecraft launched in October 2024 and is due at Didymos in November 2026, to survey the damage 26. Simulations that match DART's results suggest it may find not a neat crater, but a reshaped moon 13. That will tell us how much push a rubble pile really gives back 13,23.
So, could a bomb split it? 10:02
So, could a nuclear bomb split Armageddon's asteroid? Not by billions 2,6. Could one break a real asteroid? Easily, but a day before impact, that doesn't help, and can make things worse 4,16. The real fix is a nudge, years ahead, with a spacecraft, or for the biggest and latest threats, perhaps a nuclear burst 11,14,25. That doesn't make a third act, so films reach for the drill. Next time, another nuclear stunt: could you survive a nuclear blast in a fridge?
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